<P>Top 10 Myths About Vaginas关于阴道的十大谎言<BR>There are more than you think. (Myths, that is. Not vaginas.) 关于阴道的谎言比你想到的还要多<BR> </P><P><IMG src="/UpFile/Attach/201105/2011030916381917523.jpg"></P><P>1. “Having sex with a guy who has a big penis will stretch out my vagina.” 跟一个拥有巨大“小弟弟”的男人做爱，阴道会变大。<BR>FALSE. <BR>错误：<BR>Have you ever seen a horse penis? They’re HUGE. Like, scary huge. That’s where the phrase “hung like a horse” comes from, in fact. Now think about all the other horses you’ve ever seen. Have you ever seen one and said, “Oh my God! LOOK AT THAT HORSE’S ENORMOUS STRETCHED-OUT VAGINA!”? No. You haven’t. Because vaginas are elastic. <BR> 你有没有想过马的阴茎？他们的阴茎十分大。不，而是可怕的大。这里有个习语叫，“马一样的阳具”。事实上，现在想想你看到所以其他马的“小弟弟”。你有没有看到以后说，“啊天啊！那马的巨大小弟弟会扩大阴道！”你从来都没有这样说过。因为阴道是有弹性的。</P><P> <BR>2. “Vaginas make the best pockets.” 阴道制造最好的口袋<BR>FALSE <BR> 错误：<BR>Pockets make the best pockets. Vaginas are too upside-downy to make for good pockets. That’s why we don’t keep our car keys in our vaginas. Think, people. Also, yes, “upside-downy” is a word. Starting now. <BR>衣袋才是最好的口袋。阴道是上下颠倒的以致不能做最好的口袋。那就是为什么我们不把车钥匙放在阴道的原因。</P><P> <BR>3. “Some vaginas have teeth that will bite your penis off.” 阴道有牙齿会咬断你的小弟弟。<BR>FALSE <BR>错误：<BR>Although technically? Body modification is getting more extreme every day. Huh. You know what? I’m moving this one to UNDETERMINED. <BR>尽管技术上？现在每天的人体改造变得越来越极端。哈，我就把这点定义为未确定的事。</P><P> <BR>4. Some girls have more than one vagina. 有些女孩有一个阴道以上。<BR>TRUE <BR>真的：<BR>I saw it on The Tyra Show. Apparently you can have two vaginas and not even know it. Hell, you might have eight or nine in there. Probably not though. It’s a vagina. Not a labyrinth. <BR>我在《Tyra Show》看到过。你很可能有两个阴道，但是你自己都不知道。你可能有八个或者九个阴道。这是不可能的。它是阴道，不是迷宫。</P><P> <BR>5. You have to have a vagina to be a girl. 你必须有阴道才可能是个女的。<BR>FALSE <BR>错的：<BR>There are lots of people who don’t have vaginas but still identify as a girl. Some close-minded people insist that only “a vagina makes a girl,” but using that same logic, someone with two vaginas makes two girls. And now we’re fighting intolerance with math. <BR>有很多女人没有阴道但是也证明是个女的。有些思想封闭的人坚持只有有阴道才是一个女人，但是如果用同样的逻辑，有些人女孩有两个阴道，那么她就是两个女人。我们用数学来反驳这些观点。</P><P> <BR>6. There is an evil leprechaun that lives in vaginas of unmarried women and he only leaves after the marriage ceremony is finished. 有一只邪恶的小妖精住在未婚女人的阴道里，他只有女人完成了结婚仪式才离开。<BR>FALSE <BR>错误：<BR>Wow. Your mother really did a number on you, didn’t she? <BR>哇。你的妈妈真的做出伤害你的感情的事，她不是吗？2</P><P> <BR>7. Vagina starts with a “V” because it looks like a “V”. 阴道的英文拼写首字母是“V”，因为它看起来想“V”<BR>FALSE <BR>错的：<BR>Have you ever seen a vagina? It doesn’t look like a “V” at all. It looks like a lower-case “w”. But only if you’re using a rounded font. The one I just used there is named “Hobo STD”. I’m not even making this up, y’all. <BR>你有没有看过阴道？它看起来根本不像“V”。它看起来像小写字母的“w”。</P><P> <BR>8. If you rinse your vagina with 7-Up you won’t get pregnant. 如果你用七喜洗阴道，你不会怀孕。<BR>FALSE <BR>错：<BR>I don’t know who invented this myth, but I suspect it was probably the guy who owned 7-Up. <BR>我不知道谁制造这个谎言，但是我猜想制造这个谎言的人喜欢喝七喜，并不想女孩浪费七喜。<BR> </P><P>9. “Vagina” is the funniest word ever. “阴道”是最有趣的单词<BR>FALSE <BR>错：<BR>“Reintarnation” (to come back to life as a hillbilly) is the funniest word ever. “Vagina” is a close second. “Upside-downy” is third. <BR>“Reintarnation”（作为为乡巴佬恢复过来）是最有趣的单词。“阴道”是排第二的。“上下颠倒”排第三。</P><P> <BR>10. Doctors once removed a seven-pound man from a woman’s vagina. 医生可以从一个女人的阴道接生出一个7磅的人。<BR>TRUE <BR>真：<BR>Really? That’s called a “baby”, y’all. We’re done here.<BR>真的吗？这个人叫“婴儿”。这样就把谎言说完了。</P>
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